I love to read about famous bounty hunters and I am a little surprised that some of us would be skeptical of this man's achievements. Some of us have records that are enviable among our lesser "mere mortal" counterparts. I don't think his numbers are so outrageous. They are certainly impressive but actually pale in comparison to my own. I have captured, in the last twenty-five years hundreds of thousands of bail jumpers. Once I captured an entire battalion of bail jumpers single handedly. I simply snuck up behind them, made a gobbling sound like a turkey and picked them off one by one until they surrendered. Then there was the time I captured two Martians for a bondsman on Venus. The fee wasn't so much, but I made a fortune on that inter-planetary transport thingy. My greatest feat is almost too incredible to be believed. I have perfected the art of Psychic Bail Enforcement (I know, I know, some TV wannabes are trying to lay claim to this also, but I pioneered the idea). I focus on all the people who are wanted by law enforcement, bail enforcement and even the miltary and force them into action that results in the capture and sometimes, sadly, the elimination of some of the worst criminals in the world. In this way, I guess you could say that I personally am responsible for even the execution of OBL. In true sceptic fashion, I have been denied my just financial reward because of the unbelief of people just like some of you. So the next time someone claims all of these thousands of recoveries and rescues, just remember, it's probably just as much BS as this entire post. Now, who said I don't have a sense of humor? 
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