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 Post Posted: Mon 26 Jun 2006 14:28 
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I hope no one takes offense from the following. I thought it funny though...

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys have been dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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Hey you left out us mountian boys from WVa! But I won't point that fact out to Chaney; I might get shot :wink:


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 Post Posted: Tue 27 Jun 2006 09:29 
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Lance you could have left out Brokeback Mountain. That is a sore subject with us cowboys and bullriders :lol:

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 Post Posted: Tue 27 Jun 2006 18:48 
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you hit the nail on the head andy

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