I figure some of you have gotten letters from Judge Judy considering you for an appearance...
I have a small claims against an indemnitor that owes a little money on a pickup I made last year.... Yak actually picked up the defendant for me in NYC and I met him in Baltimore for the swap.... anyway...
This week, I get a letter from the producer of the Judge Judy show telling me that their field agents had seen my case in Lunenburg General district court and would I be interested in appearing on Judge Judy to adjudicate the case.
I immediately said...............
Well, HELL YEAH....
I don't think they will really consider me because of the logistics of the case... me in Virginia, the show in California, etc. etc.... but who knows... it sure would be colorful... can you imagine me on TV.... uh, well.... we shall see...
The said they would fly me to CA and pay expenses and a fee consideration for my appearance... the final adjudication would be binding on all parties... although they could not guarantee payment... well, so what... I probably aren't gonna collect on this anyway....
Hey YAK... if I collect anything on this case... you get another check.... like the first big one you got on this case.... YIPPEEEE SHT..... !!!! I'll see if I can get you included for the trip out to CA as a witness!!!!!I would have attached the .pdf file of the letter received but for some reason... I can't get the .pdf file to load on this site... what's that about Phil????
If I get the go ahead on this.... ha, ha... they will cancel the "Dog".... I'll have to grow a pony tail and get another tattoo.... but I will certainly not shoot anyone with a paint ball gun or drag anyone by the hair....