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Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
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Author:  global [ Thu 08 Oct 2009 19:55 ]
Post subject:  Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
Here I was tonight, hard at work (reading the jokes on the FRN forum). My wife, and my most trusted BEA partner asked me "Do these pants make my butt look fat?" I involuntarily reply " No honey, it's not your pants that make your butt look fat." There is no safe answer to a question like this ! She then gets on this wedding trivia kick. " Who sang the songs at our wedding?" This was 5 years ago, ok. I got that part right. Then she asked " What songs did they sing?" To this I responded " UUUUUUUUH". She tells me that one was performed by Keith Whitley. I answered "When You Say Nothing at All". Correct !!! She then says that the other is an Allen Jackson song. " I smart-azzed as I am reply, " Go Rest High" or "Amazing Grace". I might as well go looking for some skips tonight. I can and have kicked in steel fire proof doors at apartments and even one hotel ( Mr. Patel wouldn't give me a key). I can not breech my own bedroom door.

Sometimes it's not what you say but how you say it. Tonight it's definately WHAT I SAID !

Any words of wisdom from anybody? Bill, Kathy? Looks like a sofa night tonight !!

Just thought I would say Hello to everybody. Haven't spoken to any of you lately. Ya'll stay safe out there and have a good weekend.
Author:  KARMA [ Thu 08 Oct 2009 19:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
:shock: Sooooooooo . . . you made the wifes' Idiot List Huh? I suggest some major sucking up Dude :mrgreen:
Author:  Kathy [ Thu 08 Oct 2009 20:30 ]
Post subject:  Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
She might like jewelry, I like flowers. A rose everyday for a week goes a long way with me, especially if it's accompanied wth a very loving look and a BIG compliment. A little romance and respect goes a long way.

Otherwise, I hope you have a comfortable couch :mrgreen: .
Author:  midwestfr [ Thu 08 Oct 2009 20:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
I'd wait for Bill to get back to you on this one! I'm sure he's gotten into some hot water once or maybe twice over the years. :roll: If you should ever figure out a sure fire way out of those trick questions, make sure you write a book and send me the first copy! You''ll be rich in a week!!! :lol:
Author:  Kathy [ Thu 08 Oct 2009 20:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
midwestfr wrote:
I'd wait for Bill to get back to you on this one! I'm sure he's gotten into some hot water once or maybe twice over the years. :roll: If you should ever figure out a sure fire way out of those trick questions, make sure you write a book and send me the first copy! You''ll be rich in a week!!! :lol:


Unh huh, who was recently hiding out in Canada and then Russia :lol: ? Jim, listen to Icer and and Bill, and soon the three of you will be on the run with your wife, Mouth, Gail, LuVonda, and me hot on your tails. I would not want to be you :twisted: .
Author:  midwestfr [ Thu 08 Oct 2009 21:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
Jim,
Like I said, listen to Kathy!! :mrgreen:
Author:  Kathy [ Thu 08 Oct 2009 21:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
Todd, you are tooooo funny, and a major phony ass-kisser as well. Good thing you got verified and in the verified agents section when you did. Just kddiing, cos you met the requirements, and got accepted. I sent you the means to make money, but you ignored me. Hey, I don't have a problem with that, because it is a personal choice as to how much money to make in the other network.
Author:  midwestfr [ Fri 09 Oct 2009 08:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
Thanks, I think! To be honest, I haven't been checking my e-mails as much as I should. Too darn busy. Working files, EMS classes, hunting season, etc. I promise I'll check that out right now and get back to you about it! :)
Author:  DMARTZ [ Fri 09 Oct 2009 09:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
After 30 years and 18 wives the best answer for me has been hell yes you look fat now can we go to dinner :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Author:  mouth [ Mon 12 Oct 2009 13:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Why do our wives ask us loaded questions?
Ditto to what Kathy said :) :mrgreen: :)
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