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Author: | speezack [ Mon 07 Sep 2009 09:47 ] |
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I just wanted to put in a plug for Phil and his site.... I just renewed my membership for 3 years.... and this is coming from someone that doesn't even buy 'green bananas'.... cause at my age ya just neva know.... So, Phil, if I drop dead in the next 3 years, ya betta send my kids a check or give them the membership..... (they will have no idea who you are if you try and contact them.... they think FRN is either a dating website or a porn site (which is funny cause I honestly don't look for that stuff.... I got enough to worry about right here in LaLa land).... and they think LuVonda is the host.... for real!! You have no idea how really funny that is........ every time the phone rings after midnight.... and the sweet lady I sleep with (not my Retriever Lucy who is also in the bed... ) rolls over... looks at me and says........... "is that LuVonda"....................... No, no,,,,, she does not call me... but one time Gail answered the phone and it was LuVonda from Arkansas asking me a simple question about Virginia bonds.... and if you don't think hearing another woman's voice on the phone at 10 pm is an eye opener to a wife............ BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... ice cycles formed on the ceiling fan for 2 weeks.......... But, Phil needs the money and it was either send him $100 or join IPIU and get a nice shiny badge and a leather wallet to keep my picture in... so I thought about it a while and decided we needed it here..... So, I managed to pick up some cans the other day and was able to cash them in for $100 and that got the job done. Phil has a payment due on his Beemer so please send as much as you can, as soon as you can. It will really help.... of course, I have never met Phil, but I have it on good authority that he is just as decadent and self centered as the rest of us. Maybe I should have posted this in the "lighter side"......... some of it is serious and some is funny... you decide which... |
Author: | KARMA [ Mon 07 Sep 2009 09:53 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Renew your membership... NOW!!! |
well thanks alot for getting me in Dutch . . . again and hence the reason that my avatar is my dog Zoe The really funny part is that I can "hear" your voice as I am reading this . . . and I know that you are kidding us . . . the great thing of having actually talked to someone. |
Author: | speezack [ Mon 07 Sep 2009 09:57 ] |
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LuVonda wrote: well thanks alot for getting me in Dutch . . . again and hence the reason that my avatar is my dog Zoe Your more than welcome............. |
Author: | wlrd3 [ Mon 07 Sep 2009 09:57 ] |
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That really funny....! |
Author: | KARMA [ Mon 07 Sep 2009 10:10 ] |
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Author: | AWOBB [ Mon 07 Sep 2009 16:46 ] |
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Quote: No, no,,,,, she does not call me... but one time Gail answered the phone and it was LuVonda from Arkansas asking me a simple question about Virginia bonds.... and if you don't think hearing another woman's voice on the phone at 10 pm is an eye opener to a wife............ BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... ice cycles formed on the ceiling fan for 2 weeks.......... |
Author: | KARMA [ Mon 07 Sep 2009 17:15 ] |
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BILL! See what you have started?! and Where is Kathy in all this . . . hmmmmmmmmm |
Author: | speezack [ Mon 07 Sep 2009 17:42 ] |
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LuVonda wrote: BILL! See what you have started?! and Where is Kathy in all this . . . hmmmmmmmmm Kathy doesn't call me, she just sends me dirty pictures, and other neat stuff on the phone... which I send to my trucker buddies and they ask me where I got that and I tell them a female bounty hunter in Colorado........ they don't believe me...... they say that's too crazy a story to believe... so I just let it go......... |
Author: | Eagle [ Mon 07 Sep 2009 17:53 ] |
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LMAO Bill, how 'bout askin LuVonda about MY better half and her getting out of bed yelling, "WHO IS THAT WOMAN YOUR TALKIN TOO!!!". It was great. (after a couple of days of course) |
Author: | KARMA [ Mon 07 Sep 2009 19:39 ] |
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GREAT ! That is because you were on a roll and TALK TOO LOUD . . . LMAO Do ya'lls women not know how old I am and where I live |
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