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Author:  speezack [ Sun 07 Jun 2009 06:40 ]
Post subject:  Biker Scott
Two way street Scott...

Had a really nice visit with an old timer on FRN yesterday at a bike get together north of Richmond... Scott M. and I visited and laughed and ate a burnt hamburger... looked at the scantily clad girls... bikes and a lot of really ugly people in Halloween costumes... but it was a nice short visit to get acquainted and check each other out... I hope Scott was at least convinced that I am at worst... harmless but fairly efficient in my work habits and ethics.

Here's a couple of quick pictures... please note that the camera lens was somewhat distorted and it makes me look a lot bigger than Scott... actually, Scott weighs much more than I... somewhere around 350 I think... also, I have on an extra large shirt... to conceal the Uzi, shotgun and 3 flash bangs on my belt :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

But you will note that I am somewhat better looking than he is..................
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and then there is Scott with his bike... a nice '09 Harley Ultra Classic... sweet... I didn't take a picture of mine because I didn't want to show him up...................... :P
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Author:  Kathy [ Sun 07 Jun 2009 12:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Biker Scott
Very nice pics!! I'm stealing them for my MySpace 8) .
Author:  SnoWolf [ Sun 07 Jun 2009 12:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Biker Scott
I knew that pictures would come into play....those moms love their pictures.
Author:  KARMA [ Sun 07 Jun 2009 12:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Biker Scott
hee hee yep! I stealed them toooooooooooo
Author:  Yak [ Mon 08 Jun 2009 05:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Biker Scott
Bill Marx Wrote;
please note that the camera lens was somewhat distorted and it makes me look a lot bigger than Scott... actually, Scott weighs much more than I... somewhere around 350 I think... also, I have on an extra large shirt... to conceal the Uzi, shotgun and 3 flash bangs on my belt

ROFLMAO!!!! ....... Too Funny ....... :lol: :lol: ... :mrgreen:
Author:  speezack [ Mon 08 Jun 2009 07:49 ]
Post subject:  Re: Biker Scott
... I might mention in regard to my "fat old man 'egg mcmuffin' look"... I have perfected this appearance over many years... it is expensive to maintain but effective in the field... I very much subscribe to Scott MacLean's techniques of low impact, unassuming approach, blending with the crowd type teachings that have taken Scott and his students of the trade a long way and goes far in keeping them unharmed and safe in those situations involving "physical action".

I use his methods and keep my appearance very much unassuming and simple to fool the person I am approaching... and then when they least expect it... I jump on them... sit on their head and strike them repeatedly with my purse.... it is easy to approach someone when you appear to be an old fat guy with bad knees... especially if you are carrying an umbrella instead of a handgun... or your wife's purse... works every time.... and large shirts easily conceal 4 pairs of handcuffs, leg irons and a small container of pepper spray... :shock:

I have successfully apprehended over 25 dangerous fugitives in the last 10 years... including the infamous Helen Miller... who alluded me for over 2 years before I located her in the jail that I had originally bonded her out of............. I think the fact that I had pursued her for 2 years probably scared her into turning herself in.... my reputation precedes me!

I added this to clarify my appearance since I can tell that some of you are actually laughing... and to let you folks know that although I appear to be an egg mcmuffin... I am really a very bad, mean, tough SOB with a Brown belt in karate and a black belt from Sears and if provoked... I can eat 5 hot dogs in less than 90 seconds.

Now I will be serious and go write a couple of bonds. No more funny stuff today. Turn off your computer and get to work... if your sittin' here reading this you are goofing off. 8)
Author:  DSI [ Mon 08 Jun 2009 15:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Biker Scott
Bill, ROTF - LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  KARMA [ Mon 08 Jun 2009 19:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Biker Scott
you crack me up Bill :mrgreen:
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